It was in Newfoundland she was born and raised,
CBS is where she spent most of her days,
Hangin’ out, skating, and being all cool,
Drinking Dos Equis, not going to school.
When a couple of girls (they were up to no good),
Started a Derby league in her neighborhood,
She got in one little Jam, that’s all it took,
This punk from CBS, you know she was hooked.
