Don’t let her innocent eyes fool you, this one is trouble. At the age of six, after being dismissed from the local “Little Miss” pageant for giving the other contestants strychnine-laced lollipops, she smiled sweetly and left skipping and humming a cheerful tune. Passers by were too enchanted with her ringlets to realize the building had gone up in flames. After “accidentally” causing a hurricane to pass through her home town, she got the most delightful idea! She decided to channel her charming and destructive ways into the perfect storm by joining the 709 Derby Girls. And they were all thrilled to have her! At first…
